I can't let this go...

Susan added a "Conservative Cutie of the Month" section and I don't know whether to laugh or barf.

Her latest rant is all about the hatred that liberals spew, it's quite funny, check it out.

Susan, your blog sucks twice.

One more sucker for you.*
- posted by Random @ 9:37 AM :

 
Your Mind's Not Right, Lady

Southern Conservatives are creepy.

Something about Susan's blog is just creepy. At first I thought it was the pathetic US flag background, screaming of blind nationalistic idiocy, but then I thought maybe it was the blog description of "the political opinions and personal stories of a passionate, intellectual, patriotic young woman".

People who call themselves "passionate" and "intellectual" without at least a hint of humility somewhere for crying out loud are just sad. Almost as sad as ranting conservatives. The complete self-centered... and then you wonder why people call Americans arrogant.

But that wasn't quite it either, while all of these things certainly point to a sad pathetic individual who needs to see more of the world, and points to a horribly sucky blog... This blog was made entirely unbearable by one thing--This person thinks the Fox News Channel is a good source for news. The supreme idiocy of claiming one essential news source aside, Fox News is essentially everything wrong with America wrapped up on video. It makes me want to cry to know there are people out there who think it's NEWS. I won't even begin on the fact that a real person somewhere thinks Ann Coulter is anything but a damn sideshow.

Susan is one of those people completely devoid of the ability to perform mental logic outside of simply decrying that which they do not understand. See "evil force" comment. Cripes.

Susan, your blog sucks as much as the conservatives that run your sad and pathetic nation.

50 Suckers on the Flag for you.**************************************************
- posted by Random @ 5:46 AM :

 
Ree Th Blg

It is a rare kind of stupid that can read this blog and not decry the American educational system. Winnie Lo, it is abundtly clear, is dumber than a bag of bricks.

Winnie, your blog sucks. No suckers for you.

0/5 -----
- posted by Random @ 6:27 AM :

 
Go Dogs Go

Brandi runs a professional dog walking service, no joke. She considers herself a "lifestyle entrepreneur" which is sort of like a pimp wannabe, but for yuppies, I think. She seems a little suprised in some of her postings that "business is very uneven", which is lifestyle entrepreneur code for "I can't make any money unless I actually do work".

There is only one thing scarier than a lonely woman with pets, and that's a lonely woman who refers to her pets as "our girls", "babies", "my baby" or any other term normally reserved for younger humans. It's a dog, it's not a baby. It might be a baby dog, but it's still not a baby. Do you see? Do I have to explain this?

Animals were put here for eatin', killin', and fetchin' ducks, and that's that.

You want to make some money, Brandi? Train your damn mutts to fetch ducks, until then, your blog sucks.

2/5 Suckers. **---
- posted by Random @ 6:52 AM :

 
Bubbly Blog



I've decided Photoshop should require a license to purchase and operate. Anyone caught lending planet earth a "Visual Treat" like this monster of pinkshittiness would have their license revoked and be fined heavily... maybe even lose internet access or something. Punishment just can't be harsh enough.

Because of this disgusting picture of two young boys, your blog sucks, Stephanie.

1/5 Suckers.*----
- posted by Random @ 11:25 AM :

 
Wonderful Tonight

You know, it is possible to be too poetic. Take my old friend Shell here, if that IS her real name. Shell is so poetic she comes off like a disoriented crack baby who couldn't deliver a clear and concise sentence if her life depended on it.

C'mon Shell, if you don't spell out what it is your talking about, none of us are going to have any idea whether you and Todd had a wonderful night or if you were at home with your cats.

"I am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circling flight."

You're a bird, alright. And your blog sucks.

2/5 Suckers.**---
- posted by Random @ 1:22 PM :

 
Amanda's Blog

Cripes.



There's no reason for that sort of thing.

Amanda, your blog sucks even more than your Photoshop skills.

2/5 Suckers.**---
- posted by Random @ 1:04 PM :

 
Cory's

Cory Greenwalt must have all the brains God intended for a knat. I think this quote is a pretty good indicator of his intelligence level:

"there was a fire on the hill like 2 miles away from where i am staying that was kinda scary, but they got it contained this morning so all os good!"

Where to even begin? The lack of capitalization? The lack of punctuation? Lack of structure, reason, logic, details, coherent thought? This guy lives in the same world as the rest of us you know--He is breathing my god damned air and I want it back for someone with brain cells that need supporting.

Cory, your blog sucks.

4/5 suckers.****-
- posted by Random @ 12:59 PM :

 
The Touched

The only thing possibly more tedious than a sucky blog is a sucky group blog. A bunch of friends get together and decide to send vague and undoubtedly irrelevant messages to each other about their pathetic and sucky lives.

This particular blog is made extra special by the use of red on black background, a popular combination with idiots and blind people.

You people are touched alright, touched by the suck monster. Your blog sucks.

2/5 Suckers.**---
- posted by Random @ 12:17 PM :